"My uncle... Well, actually my aunt."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 5 November 2004
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[edit] added: 5 November 2004
Jonathan: "Does practicing for the GRE do anything?"
oberon: "I did leave an SAT prep book under my bed before I took the SATs."
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heard: 3 November 2004
[edit] added: 3 November 2004
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[edit] added: 3 November 2004
"I'd sleep with President Bush for money. It'd create a huge scandal."
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heard: 3 November 2004
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[edit] added: 3 November 2004
"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."
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heard: 31 October 2004
[edit] added: 31 October 2004
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[edit] added: 31 October 2004
"Vicke, whoring out your boyfriend for your own amusement is not a good idea."
oberon, to Vickie, in reference to Nat and Jonathan (don't ask)
bad-ideas, scariness, sexuality, sex
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heard: 31 October 2004
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[edit] added: 31 October 2004
(05:05:12) Оберон: and don't forget to set your clock back!!!
(05:05:20) [me]: oh yeah. Aaron pointed that out earlier
(05:05:24) [me]: my computer did it automatically
(05:05:26) [me]: my alarm didn't
(05:05:29) Оберон: heh
(05:05:35) Оберон: My computer is my alarm
(05:05:37) Оберон: I win.
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heard: 31 October 2004
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[edit] added: 31 October 2004
(04:34:43) Оберон: Know Thineself
(04:34:57) Оберон: Else Thineself Will Wait Till You're Asleep And Steal Your Wallet.
(04:35:09) [me]: I'm more worried about other things
(04:35:13) [me]: My wallet can bite me
(04:35:21) Оберон: Damn. I'd get a new wallet
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heard: 26 October 2004
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[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 26 October 2004
"No, you don't get it. Domino's is bad pizza for the same reason steak is bad pizza."
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heard: 26 October 2004
[edit] added: 26 October 2004
[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 26 October 2004
"That's what I'm saying! Definitions can't be defined. ... As such."
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heard: 25 October 2004
[edit] added: 25 October 2004
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[edit] added: 25 October 2004
"This is chocolate and not bugs, right?"
[takes a sniff]
"Yeah, good."
