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"Well then you're an ignoramus who has his cloud up his ass--head up your ass and there's a cloud up there!"

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"I don't want any balls in my pants."

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"I just don't understand what you mean by dense!"

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[18:03:17] firespeaker org: brb

[18:03:21] LunaCamilla: ok.

[18:05:25] firespeaker org: back

[18:05:50] LunaCamilla: oh good. the world had stopped spinning on its axis during those heart-stopping seconds in which you had gone

[18:06:01] LunaCamilla: but now that you are back, the world may resume its normal course

[18:06:11] firespeaker org: yeah

[18:06:22] firespeaker org: what can I say?

[18:06:28] firespeaker org: it always does that

[18:06:45] LunaCamilla: you're just so damn critical to the functioning of reality and the universe

[18:06:49] LunaCamilla: it must get annoying at times

[18:07:00] firespeaker org: no. actually, it's kinda fun

[18:07:08] firespeaker org: I enjoy being omnipotent

[18:07:18] firespeaker org: even if I'm inadvertently so

[18:07:26] LunaCamilla: heh i should hope you're not

[18:07:39] LunaCamilla: i don't want you knowing everything about me! eep!

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[17:52:39] LunaCamilla: you're so damn weird.

[17:52:48] LunaCamilla: i could write a freaking paper on you, you know that

[17:52:53] firespeaker org: ooh, do it do it!

[17:53:02] LunaCamilla: i think i may this summer

[17:53:15] LunaCamilla: when i've nothign else to do but have my parents yell at me and read

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[05:49:52] (sn withheld): You're a genius

[05:49:59] (sn withheld): in that you're insane in the same way my operating system is

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"How'd we get on the ceiling? Did you pay the gravity bill?"

Stewart and Eddy in Threesome
weirdness, movies
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"Obscene has bad connotations. Sexual is just good."

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"Is this grass? Let's pretend it's grass."

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"Ooh, my colouring book. I haven't coloured all semester. Okay, where'd it go? Oh yay, my coloured pencils! I stole this from my little brother. He didn't know it was gone. I stole it from him like three years ago. He still doesn't know it's gone. Wait, longer than that. I finished my last colouring book ... around sophomore year?"

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