"I almost inhaled the horseraddish, and I was thinking 'If that goes down wrong, I will die.'"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 17 April 2004
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[edit] added: 17 April 2004
group: "Hey, oberon, try some fake absinthe."
oberon: "But that's fake bad crap. Which of these adjectives are good?"
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heard: 13 April 2004
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[edit] added: 13 April 2004
(04:36:15) Оберон: "I hate Brandeis"
(04:36:30) Оберон: Brings back fond memories of...yesterday. And the day before, for that matter.
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heard: 12 April 2004
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"Let's google Lemur noises."
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heard: 12 April 2004
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all: "Where's the die?"
Jonathan: "I think it went under Matt's chair."
oberon [to Matt]: "You have a pompom. It's making die-like noises."
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heard: 12 April 2004
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"Who has bestiality porn on—Oh, wait, that's a saxophone."
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heard: 11 April 2004
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"It's Easter and we need chicken."
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heard: 7 April 2004
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(02:36:12) Оберон: Someone trying to probe my web server for Windows security holes is like someone trying to probe me for female holes
(02:36:36) Оберон: It may not be rape but it still leaves me feeling dirty
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heard: 6 April 2004
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"Why on this night do we eat .. Shmats or Matzah ..."
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heard: 23 March 2004
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[edit] added: 29 March 2004
"You're going to come back to your room and there are going to be six recycling bins in your room and no one else, and you're going to say 'Hm, that's odd,' and sit down at your computer, and they're going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death and eat you. And your roommate is going to come back and find 6 recycling bins full of blood."
