group: "Hey, oberon, try some fake absinthe."
oberon: "But that's fake bad crap. Which of these adjectives are good?"
group: "Hey, oberon, try some fake absinthe."
oberon: "But that's fake bad crap. Which of these adjectives are good?"
(04:36:15) Оберон: "I hate Brandeis"
(04:36:30) Оберон: Brings back fond memories of...yesterday. And the day before, for that matter.
"Let's google Lemur noises."
all: "Where's the die?"
Jonathan: "I think it went under Matt's chair."
oberon [to Matt]: "You have a pompom. It's making die-like noises."
"Who has bestiality porn on—Oh, wait, that's a saxophone."
"It's Easter and we need chicken."
(02:36:12) Оберон: Someone trying to probe my web server for Windows security holes is like someone trying to probe me for female holes
(02:36:36) Оберон: It may not be rape but it still leaves me feeling dirty
"Why on this night do we eat .. Shmats or Matzah ..."
"You're going to come back to your room and there are going to be six recycling bins in your room and no one else, and you're going to say 'Hm, that's odd,' and sit down at your computer, and they're going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death and eat you. And your roommate is going to come back and find 6 recycling bins full of blood."
Jonathan: "But I love Chernobylian shoulder parrots."
oberon: "Polly wanna meltdown."