(04:52:12) [me]: Plastic Cup
(04:52:22) Amanda: sounds like an emo band
(04:52:12) [me]: Plastic Cup
(04:52:22) Amanda: sounds like an emo band
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of peppermint schnapps."
"So will I see you bright and early, or just early?"
(06:12:40) Оберон: If a woman walked up to you tomorrow and said "I bet you have a wonderful snapple, and I'm absolutely not asexual -- how about you come back to my place and do me?" would you assume she wanted to know the way to Usdan?
(06:12:51) [me]: I might...
(05:22:02) Оберон: I've learned to swim with the weasels somewhat
(05:22:19) Оберон: but trying to figure out what women think is attractive is like trying to build a 7 pointed cube
(05:23:03) Оберон: Weasels should have dorsal fins
(05:23:06) Оберон: it would help my analogies
"Cat's cradle is like programming—you just put strings together. Why do you think they call it multi-threaded?"
Anne: "Doves are anything but holy."
Nicholas: "They poo on our windows."
"You see, that's what's wrong with the U.S.—we don't have rebels in the mountains who shoot at planes and no one wants to deal with."
(03:06:58) Оберон: it's not very flexible, but these are windows users
(03:07:08) Оберон: they can be easily distracted by a ball of twine and a slightly bent stick.
Vickie: "We can make margaritas, but we need a blender"
oberon: "Render? Burritos? Huh?"