"I saw much more of her than I wanted to. Her skirt was about 4 inches shorter than, like, 5 inches."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 4 February 2004
Dan: "...because Becky's ticklish after sex."
Becky: "So are you."
Dan: "Shut up."
[edit] added: 4 February 2004
"No, Dan. No naked air guitar."
[edit] added: 2 February 2004
(18:03:18) Qatharsis: Man, you need therapy. ;-)
[edit] added: 2 February 2004
(04:17:24) Kesuari: o ... kay... i have come to the conclusion that you, sir, are insane, and forget the difference between yourself and the rest of the world :)
[edit] added: 1 February 2004
"This puzzle is like O(2Where's Waldo)."
[edit] added: 1 February 2004
"If he put a good on that paper, then you could take a piece of paper and wrap doodoo with it and turn it in and you'd do pretty well."
[edit] added: 1 February 2004
[on phone with Aaron]
"Hold on, I need to go make some soup."
[a couple mins pass]
"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available customer service agent."
[more mins pass]
"Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. Your call will be answered in .. two minutes."
[more mins pass]
"Tiki house, what you want ɔːdɐː?!!"
[edit] added: 1 February 3004
Dr. Cool: "We're going shopping."
Aaron: "Boy shopping?"
Dr. Cool: "Yes."
Aaron: "Hello?" [points at self] "Best buy!"
[edit] added: 28 January 2004
"Why does the diet coke here [Usdan] taste different than at Sherman?"
