"This e-mail was awful—it was like in another language. It was worse than the Justice, okay?"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 5 November 2003
(16:50:20) Оберон: in the past two days I've eaten...a muffin
(16:50:24) Оберон: maybe that's why I feel tired.
(16:50:31) Оберон: half a muffin, really
(16:50:56) Оберон: now that I think about it, it's odd I passed max300 on a 36 hour caloric intake of probably about 500 C
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
Matt: "I don't care if the TV is depressed—only if it commits suicide."
oberon: "What if it turns off DDR every 10 minutes and complains that no one loves it?"
Matt: "Well, I do that, but nobody seems to notice."
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
"I don't mind smelling funny at Usdan because everything smells funny at Usdan, including the food."
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
"Put your left truck in. Take your left truck out. Hey, dipshit, come on!"
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
"I feel like I should pay. I technically ate the technically food."
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
me: "Well, he played Han Solo well."
oberon: "But it doesn't take much to play Han Solo. All it takes is walking into things. But abstract things, not literal things."
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
(01:33:56) Оберон: A vote for DDR is a vote for YAY! :)
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
oberon: " ... What language is that?"
me: "Russian..?"
oberon: "That's some echoy-ass Russian."
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
"You don't see the connection between a weasel and a tube? Get me a weasel and a tube and I'll show you."
