(00:44:11) Aaron: shitmuffins! it's already 12:45!
(00:44:57) [me]: shitmuffins?!
(00:45:01) [me]: roflmfao
(00:45:12) Aaron: hey, i'm allowed to make up my own language if i want!
(00:45:18) Aaron: even if it is crappy english words combined!
(00:44:11) Aaron: shitmuffins! it's already 12:45!
(00:44:57) [me]: shitmuffins?!
(00:45:01) [me]: roflmfao
(00:45:12) Aaron: hey, i'm allowed to make up my own language if i want!
(00:45:18) Aaron: even if it is crappy english words combined!
(21:08:48) Оберон: you should link that new quote to the old one
(21:08:51) Оберон: or it's not funny
(21:09:00) [me]: and how do you propose I do that?
(21:09:40) Оберон: ...with this "hypertext markup language" thing which is all the rage nowadays?
(21:10:08) Оберон: see, you use an "anchor tag", and then you give it a "property" called the "href" which...
(21:10:27) Оберон: y'see, Jon, when a mommy webpage and a daddy webpage really love eachother...
(21:10:33) Оберон: ...not sure where that last bit came from
(21:10:38) Оберон: but it seemed appropriate
(21:11:19) Оберон: perhaps because at this point I expect you to know at least as much about HTML as you do about sex
(21:11:24) Оберон: hell, at this point, you should know a lot more
oberon: "I am not a perl interpreter!"
[me]: "That's what you think."
oberon: "I guess it's time to shave again."
"There is a big difference between two and two. I mean two and one. But two and two also."
"Today is definitely one of those nineteen-seventy-thursday days. I think I'm going to go to sleep until it's nineteen-seventy-friday."
(02:22:15) Mark: what kind of pizza is cheeseless pizza?
(02:22:22) [me]: what Kathryn eats
(02:22:32) [me]: I've had sauceless pizza... it's pretty good I guess
(02:22:48) Mark: yeah i wouldnt want to eat non real pizza
(02:23:28) Mark: Non-real pizza is defined as (pizza)i where i=sqrt(-1), or the (-cheese) factor
"I could go either way man, and I'm pretty sure if I get cremated I'm going to hell."
Cem: "That's what I want to be—a Samurai Sword Craftsman."
Jonathan: "That's an honourable profession."
Cem: "... Fuck that. I wanna be a Samurai. I wonder if they get paid."
(01:05:09) Оберон: If the pagans are right and there's a god of language purity I'm so screwed.
(01:05:16) Оберон: Then again...so is everyone but the french.
(01:05:22) Оберон: and probably them too.
"Jackendoff. That was the link between drinking and Flash in the Night."