[standing by an orange tree trying to get down a good orange]
me: "Ooh, try to get that one up there."
Mahesh: "I'm not a monkey, man."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 31 July 2003
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[edit] added: 31 July 2003
"Captain, I'm reading bio signs on the planet. To quote Dr. Frankenstein, `It's alive!`"
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heard: 30 July 2003
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[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 30 July 2003
(13:11:20) Qatharsis: Your languages suffer from inbreeding, it seems.
(13:12:55) [me]: inbreeding?
(13:14:59) Qatharsis: They're all each other's brother's offspring, and the replicative deficiencies show.
(13:58:39) [me]: there's no inbreeding in the Tēlvo languages
(13:58:47) [me]: no more so than there are in any other language
(13:59:06) Qatharsis: They just look like contorted copies of each other. =P
(13:59:26) Qatharsis: And they develop pathological spelling freakages.
(14:00:07) [me]: what??
(14:00:37) Qatharsis: I mean, accented l? Hello?
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heard: 28 July 2003
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[edit] added: 28 July 2003
(15:45:32) Qatharsis: I'm pessimistic about electrodynamics.
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heard: 26 July 2003
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[edit] added: 26 July 2003
Archer: "So, how long was it?"
Malcolm: "I counted 10 seconds."
Archer: "Ten? It was more like 20."
Malcolm: "Respectfully, sir, it was 10."
Archer: "I'm not going to argue with you Malcolm. It was 20. That's an order."
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heard: 26 July 2003
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[edit] added: 26 July 2003
"What if you lose? I'll have to ... socialise with him."
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heard: 25 July 2003
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[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 26 July 2003
T'pol: "I still don't believe in time travel."
Archer: "The hell you don't."
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heard: 22 July 2003
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[comment] [rate] 2/5
[edit] added: 22 July 2003
(03:43:48) Casoar: apparently there is no suprise
(03:43:50) Casoar: surprise.
(03:44:04) Casoar: stupid silent r. silent ahs shouldn't be spelt
(03:44:20) [me]: then don't spell them :)
(03:44:33) Casoar: okay, i won't then :)
(03:45:15) Casoar: if i can remembe not to spell them. i'll probly foget half the time though. unless the word in question is suprise, when i won't so much foget not to foget as not foget to remembe
(03:46:40) [me]: what??
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heard: 22 July 2003
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[edit] added: 22 July 2003
(03:36:43) Casoar: everyone has insane days. some have insane lifetimes.
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heard: 22 July 2003
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(02:31:13) Casoar: i hate things like that. everything should be all powerful. and omniscient so that i don't need to tell it
