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"If they wanted it to be pronounced [latkəz], they should've spelled it ‘lutkers’."

Tristan: "You should get that [dripping sink] fixed. And when the plumber comes, you should get him to fix the hot tap [in the bathroom] too."

Jonathan: "Yeah, maybe I'll call my landlord."

Tristan: "But he'll probably come and try to fix it himself."

Jonathan: "What gives you that impression?"

Tristan: "Just the over-hereness of this sort of place."

"And she, like, uses the internet for everything it's meant to be used for—except maybe porn, maybe she doesn't use it for that."

"It sounds like if you had a lisp in this language, you'd end up saying something you didn't want to say."

"Well, Europeans travel because they're in Europe, and Australians travel because we're not."

Thatcher: "So what was that half-hour-long toast about?"

Tamunia: "It's about love; it doesn't translate into English."

"There's almost as many crows as there was percent alcohol in that beer."

"I don't think they issue ethics approval based on whether it's more ethical than things that're more fun."

"We have gas and matches. And a device that makes sure we don't create an explosion when we mix the two."