"In Japan, I met people who had made rice makers their personal bitch: they made bread, cookies, brownies, and baked potatoes in a rice maker."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (12), anonymous (1)
(BETA) Aladnsane's quotes have been rated 7 times, with an average rating of 3.29/5
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[edit] added: 20 April 2006
00:35:10 [sn withheld]: Listening to Blümchen on a crowded bus is like having pink toenails.
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Aladnsane: "Don't tip this. There's a beverage involved."
Jonathan: "But I like tipping things with beverages involved… like cows."
[edit] added: 11 May 2006
"It came up and asked me if I wanted the animated tour or the non-animated tour. ‘Fuck you’ was not an option."
[edit] added: 4 May 2006
16:00:34 [aladnsane]: You're in Seattle dude. The fratboys wear pink.
[edit] added: 17 November 2006
(01:09:04) [me]: that was a really round-about way of saying that
(01:09:17) [Aladnsane]: I learned english from Tolkien. What do you expect?
[edit] added: 15 January 2007
(19:48:35) [Aladnsane]: Kosher slaughter generally seems a good idea to me. Simple. Effective. Not Traif.
[edit] added: 14 April 2006
00:22:11 [sn withheld]: Ya know, one advantage of living in Colorado or Wyoming? by their standards? I can dance
[edit] added: 14 April 2006
01:28:50 [sn withheld]: Seattle has one MAJOR downside.. how the hell do you ask a girl out for coffee if you ONLY EVER SEE HER IN A COFFEE SHOP!?!
[edit] added: 18 April 2006
14:50:30 [sn withheld]: is it bad when I'm bored enough that getting to use the word 'efficacious' - in a hyphenated appositive no less - makes me happy? (as does using a hyphenated appositive to note the use of a hyphenated appositive)
[edit] added: 3 May 2006
00:43:21 [me]: agh. I was stupid
00:43:33 [aladnsane]: ?
00:44:01 [aladnsane]: I mean, I believe you and all ;)
[edit] added: 3 May 2006
00:57:59 [aladnsane]: egads! you mean.. WIKIPEDIA MIGHT BE WRONG ABOUT THE SEX LIFE OF A STAR TREK STAR?!?!?!?
00:58:06 [aladnsane]: My faith in the resource is dead.
00:58:24 [aladnsane]: /me hands you a towel to mop up the dripping sarcasm
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Aladnsane: "Zavulon can fly, but he can't."
Jonathan: "Certainly not while dead…"
[edit] added: 11 May 2006
"IHOP serves shit, not breakfast. However, it is becoming increasingly tempting."
[edit] added: 15 May 2006
Aladnsane: "You just don't want to quote things you said that aren't flattering [to yourself]."
me: "I … don't … know … what you you're talking about :-P"
[edit] added: 15 May 2006
"Bartending in America is just making a lot of blowjobs and sex on the beach for sorority girls. If you don't have standards and you don't have a fear of venereal diseases, then bartending in America can be a good way to get a lot of blowjobs and sex on the beach from sorority girls. However, I have standards and a fear of venereal diseases."
[edit] added: 27 May 2006
23:39:17 amosblock: english has a crap shoot, not an orthography :P
[edit] added: 17 November 2006
(01:01:57) [Aladnsane]: But seriously, when you show someone ID that says it's your 21st birthday, order a drink they don't know how to make. and then /tell them how to make it/... it tends to put a damper on their machismo.
[edit] added: 17 November 2006
(01:11:15) [me]: you're really getting into this quoting thing tonight
(01:11:29) [Aladnsane]: No. I'm really getting into this insobriety thing tonight.
(01:11:34) [Aladnsane]: Which is close.
(01:11:43) [Aladnsane]: Because insobriety tends to lead to quotes
(01:12:03) [Aladnsane]: That, and I've been reading your quotes page and, to be honest, missing that brief period when I dominated it ;)
(01:12:20) [Aladnsane]: If only because we spent WAY too much time battling linux and drinking
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Jonathan: "I think I spilled margarita on my laptop."
Aladnsane: "…Dude, you're licking your laptop!"
Jonathan: "But it's sour. Wait, this could be battery acid. That would be bad."
[edit] added: 26 November 2006
(21:46:21) [me]: (yes, linguistics is science—it's predictive)
(21:46:50) [Aladnsane]: Then tell me how my ancestors will say 'indifferent' 500 years from now.
[edit] added: 2 June 2008
(15:32:55) Aladnsane: Is it spelled with an H in yiddish? I always just guess with German orthography. Hell, it's written in Hebrew half the time *shrug*
(15:33:06) [me]: it's not written in hebrew
(15:33:09) [me]: just hebrew script
(15:33:13) Aladnsane: point
(15:33:33) Aladnsane: At least I didn't say it was written in Jewish :P I get asked if I speak Jewish way more often than is cool.
[edit] added: 5 June 2008
(04:01:06) Aladnsane: *shrug* Go to a college bar. Throw a rock. Whoever shouts 'ouch' is 10:1 to have an IQ between... 10 and 1.
[edit] added: 5 June 2008
(03:58:15) Aladnsane: John, think for a minute. Average male. Prick. Both in attitude, and in thinking organ.
(03:58:29) [me]: true
(03:58:38) [me]: though most guys I know are half decent at least
(03:59:10) Aladnsane: Most guys you know are selected, remember?
(03:59:18) [me]: ?
(03:59:25) Aladnsane: I don't know any stupid people.
(03:59:31) Aladnsane: This isn't because there aren't any.
(03:59:37) Aladnsane: It's because you /can/ choose your friends.
[edit] added: 9 June 2008
(18:14:29) Aladnsane: a cubic litre? Litre is a measurement of volume; at best, a cubic litre would be a round about way of saying litre per cubic... something? ;)
(18:14:54) [me]: no, a cubic litre is a five-dimensional measurement I made up :-P
(18:15:30) Aladnsane: whoa man, 5 dimensional alcohol quantities? now THAT is how you get messed up.
[edit] added: 9 June 2008
(15:45:30) [me]: you make gourmet food from foodbank handouts?
(15:45:39) Aladnsane: This is the PNW.
(15:46:07) Aladnsane: Foodbank handouts are raw ingredients, some canned goods, bakery rosemary diamantes, fresh fruit and veg... *shrug*
(15:46:15) Aladnsane: If you know how to take your pick, yes, I do
...
(15:49:05) Aladnsane: Seriously though; the Food Bank here is amazing
(15:50:49) Aladnsane: I've gotten fresh bell peppers, fresh cilantro, there's ALWAYS good bread (largely because most people going there have families, so they need whitebread for the kids, because they don't seem to realize that kids are /trained/ to be picky, rather than being naturally picky - it's serving them 'kids food', that makes kids picky), I mean, there's always things that are hard to find,
(15:50:51) [me]: in Seattle, I can imagine
(15:51:06) Aladnsane: Bellingham
(15:51:13) Aladnsane: In Seattle, I could get all of that Dumpster Diving
[edit] added: 8 May 2006
[00:59] Ryan: It amuses me to see Jesus fish on cars. I always see sideways vagina.