20:09:20 [oberon]: You have sun dials because you hope the sun will show up. Without sun, sun dials don't work.
20:09:28 [oberon]: You have universities because you hope 18 year old women will show up.
20:09:31 [oberon]: Same basic argument.
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20:09:20 [oberon]: You have sun dials because you hope the sun will show up. Without sun, sun dials don't work.
20:09:28 [oberon]: You have universities because you hope 18 year old women will show up.
20:09:31 [oberon]: Same basic argument.
(17:22:47) Оберон: There is snow
(17:22:50) Оберон: it is going by my window
(17:22:53) Оберон: I am glaring at it.
(17:22:54) Оберон: ...
(17:22:57) Оберон: It is not stopping.
(17:28:44) Оберон: Ooh.
(17:28:46) Оберон: It stopped.
(17:28:52) Оберон: Perhaps now winter is over?
[some noise]
oberon, covered in snow: "Whoa. That snowball just, like, unsnowballed."
(03:25:41) Aarón: youre screenshots are scary
(03:26:00) Aarón: it's like looking through the eyes of a paranoid schizophrenic
...
(03:30:27) Aarón: AH! it's 330
(03:30:42) Aarón: ok... must sleep... snow is waiting for me
(03:30:51) Aarón: i can see it building up JUST for me :)
(03:30:57) Aarón: it's calling my name
(03:31:07) Aarón: "aaaaaron, aaaaaaron.. come plaaaaaay with meeeeeE"
(03:31:16) Aarón: o wait... it's the damn pipes in my room
(03:31:23) Aarón: SHUT UP, PIPES
(03:31:40) Aarón: ok, i think I'M the paranoid schizophrenic, not your screenshot
"You can tell it's cold outside when humans start turning off the lights and watching something hot inside glow."
"I was flipping channels and it said `in Chicago it's partly cloudy; no delays are expected at O'Hare,' but I read it as `O'Hare is partly destroyed.' Then I flipped back to that channel—"wait, that's not a normal forecast.""
"My mittens I can totally type with them on"
"No, you see, it doesn't work that way—it's dark half the year, so you commit suicide, and the other half of the year, it's light, and you're dead."
"Father winter is groping my inner thighs."
Derek: "Amy, you live in a boat."
Amy: "Yes, I do, and I was kept up last night because it was stormy."
Derek: "Oh, that'd be cool! Did you get sea-sick?"
"Please, no more climatology."
03:37:52 [me]: I want snow sooooo bad
03:37:57 [me]: though spring would be good too
03:38:05 [Laura]: word.
03:39:02 [Laura]: My left hand was off by a key, and I subsequently typed "woes" the first time i try to type "word"
(02:30:26) [Shreyas]: wow, you brandeis folks are very beardy
(02:30:46) [Shreyas]: i guess you need the facial hair, being in the wilds of the frozen north and all
(02:30:51) [Shreyas]: insulation
Person behind register at Lowes: "I hear thunder."
My father, a minute later, sarcastically, and in jest: "Well, the rain has to come from somewhere."
(13:54:40) [me]: the music videos are kind of Turkish too
(13:56:52) Michael: are they vaguely thuggish and/or have beautiful women prancing around in revealing outfits and silly visuals?
(13:57:05) [me]: only the silly visuals
(13:57:19) Michael: yeah, turks are into that
(13:57:25) [me]: one has a bunch of girls getting rained on
(13:57:33) Michael: just randomly?
(13:57:37) [me]: mm, no
(13:57:47) Michael: what a concept.
(13:58:00) Michael: so... you guys are just gonna sing like, you know, your concerts right. .
(13:58:45) Michael: and then, right in the middle, bam! rain.. no umbrellas, either.. then.. uh.. that was my only id ea
(23:33:41) Rianna: You "saw" her? Either you mean, that she says you did, but you don't recall or that you hallucinated her while incredibly drunk, because it's too cold there for mirages
(23:35:21) [me]: no, she says I saw her, but I don't really remember. She certainly saw me
(23:35:49) Rianna: Were you wearing one of your Kyrgyz pimp hats?
(17:46:00) [me]: when's the beginning of spring for you guys?
(17:46:06) kesuari: 1 spring
(17:46:10) [me]: ...
(17:46:11) kesuari: 1 september
(17:46:17) kesuari: sorry, they start with the same letter
(16:48:45) kesuari: a place where not only it snows, but it gets to 30 °
(16:48:48) kesuari: that sounds awesome
(16:48:54) kesuari: do they keep any of them in civilised countries?
(16:49:00) [me]: heh
(16:49:05) [me]: much of the U.S. is like that
(16:49:22) kesuari: as i said, in civilised countries?
[Чоң шамал келгенде]
"Казанды карма!"
me: "‘Draco’?"
my mother: "Yeah, they've started naming winter storms now."
me: "After what, Harry Potter characters??"
my mother: "Constellations, Latin names of things that might scare us, ..."
"On the bright side—uhh, inverse pun not intended—the sun has set so it won't be as hot out."
(12:17pm May 5) Michael:
sudo stop --event=rain --location=seattle --reason="it's amost summer for crissakes"
(12:18pm May 5) Michael:
it worked! sorta.
(6:14pm May 6) [me]:
export LOCATION="Seattle";
configure --force;
sudo make rain;
hah! try and stop that!
(6:49pm May 6) Michael:
dude, wtf, it's raining again.
sudo killall make
sudo userdel -f Jonathan
(7:22pm May 6) [me]:
agh, it's starting up again here now..
mv /indiana/rain /seattle/
chmod a-rw /seattle/rain
chown Jonathan /seattle/rain
(Okay, I don't get the full points, because I didn't show the roothack I used to get my account back.)