"I had this wack dream where somehow we acquired a Soviet starship."
Interesting things said in my presence
other categories found with "sleep": gradschool (12), food (10), school (9), sadness (7), computers (6)
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 added: 22 May 2006
 added: 5 April 2007
Jonathan: "I was just trying to figure out what comes between 4 and 6, and couldn't figure it out for a second."
Joyce: "A bus ride home..."
 added: 23 April 2006
I'll spare you my escapades of sleep-deprived monitor/keyboard plugging-in (let's just say it was like Who's On First), but:
 added: 12 July 2005
Laura [03:49]: If there were a vampire come to get me, he wouldn't be able to sleep for days i drink so much coffee
Laura [03:50]: JOLT GUM IS DELICIOUS
 added: 6 December 2003
(03:25:41) Aarón: youre screenshots are scary
(03:26:00) Aarón: it's like looking through the eyes of a paranoid schizophrenic
(03:30:27) Aarón: AH! it's 330
(03:30:42) Aarón: ok... must sleep... snow is waiting for me
(03:30:51) Aarón: i can see it building up JUST for me :)
(03:30:57) Aarón: it's calling my name
(03:31:07) Aarón: "aaaaaron, aaaaaaron.. come plaaaaaay with meeeeeE"
(03:31:16) Aarón: o wait... it's the damn pipes in my room
(03:31:23) Aarón: SHUT UP, PIPES
(03:31:40) Aarón: ok, i think I'M the paranoid schizophrenic, not your screenshot
 added: 11 September 2005
"Bah. Undergrads. They think that sunrises are Nature's way of telling you to go to bed already."
 added: 25 June 2006
01:54:00 [me]: I'm getting ready to head to bad
 added: 27 February 2006
04:29:42 [Tristan]: stupid 10 am is a time that shouldn't be allowed to exist.
 added: 24 October 2003
"Today is definitely one of those nineteen-seventy-thursday days. I think I'm going to go to sleep until it's nineteen-seventy-friday."
 added: unknown
(01:28:43) [sn withheld]: I want to sleep before our giant doomtest tomorrow.
 added: 30 May 2006
"Do you want another slice of iced tea and some more bread?"
 added: 31 May 2006
00:35:39 [Aaron]: ok, it is [+bedtime]
 added: 8 December 2003
(05:00:19) Aarón: i just broke down a translation of desfortunamente for my friend
(05:00:28) me: desafortunadamente?
(05:00:34) Aarón: yeah
(05:00:37) Aarón: what did i say?
(05:00:46) Aarón: oy
(05:00:52) ***Aarón is too tired for this crap
(05:01:12) Aarón: anyway, i was all des=fortunate fortunada=un mente=ly
(05:01:20) Aarón: then i realized, um...
(05:01:29) Aarón: un is NOT equal to fortunate
 added: 20 May 2007
(00:43:04) Rianna: i love chatting with my drunk friends, but i had to sleep
 added: 2 April 2007
(02:38:42) [me]: what's a synonym for indecision?
(02:39:52) kesuari: ambivalence
(02:40:31) [me]: I don't have either of those as categories on my quotes page
(02:40:39) [me]: I hate adding new categories because I have so many
(02:40:50) kesuari: just put in procrastination and go to bed
 added: 2 April 2007
(02:37:06) [me]: I think it's kinda definitely bed time ish
 added: 24 October 2006
Derek: "Amy, you live in a boat."
Amy: "Yes, I do, and I was kept up last night because it was stormy."
Derek: "Oh, that'd be cool! Did you get sea-sick?"
 added: 9 October 2006
[TV blares in another apartment]
Rianna: "Wow, someone's TV is up later than we are."
[me]: "Maybe someone is actually up later than us."
Rianna: "Or maybe someone is up way earlier than us."
 added: 7 June 2006
"Are you sure we should be, like, mining for nuts in the ice-cream tub?"
 added: 11 May 2006
"IHOP serves shit, not breakfast. However, it is becoming increasingly tempting."
 added: 4 July 2005
"Yeah, what's up with people who can't take naps? I think it's bisexual people—people who are bisexual can never take naps."
 added: 6 December 2004
Vickie: "To sleep with Vickie."
Vickie: "Yeah, you know, like `to bed with me'."
Matt: "I'm not disagreeing with any of the words you've been saying."
 added: 31 October 2004
(05:05:12) Оберон: and don't forget to set your clock back!!!
(05:05:20) [me]: oh yeah. Aaron pointed that out earlier
(05:05:24) [me]: my computer did it automatically
(05:05:26) [me]: my alarm didn't
(05:05:29) Оберон: heh
(05:05:35) Оберон: My computer is my alarm
(05:05:37) Оберон: I win.
 added: 18 March 2004
(03:59:22) Kesuari: well, then you talking about you experiencing class is real, just like a book of fiction is real, but the class is make-believe
(03:59:44) [me]: and so am I :-)
(03:59:59) [me]: I need to get some make-believe sleep
(04:00:25) Kesuari: okay
(04:00:43) Kesuari: good make-believe early morning.
(04:04:09) Kesuari: (or, perhaps, me reading you talking about you experiencing class is real, but you talking about class and the class itself is make-believe... i'm not entirely sure.)
(04:04:56) [me]: yeah, I think that's more in line with what you originally said
 added: 27 February 2004
"So will I see you bright and early, or just early?"
 added: 2 February 2004
(18:03:18) Qatharsis: Man, you need therapy. ;-)
 added: 6 November 2003
Peter, rummaging through the food drawer at work: "Ooh, coffee beans. Those will keep me awake in class. Do you think they're caffeinated?"
me: " ... Probably. I mean, why would Dave have coffee in the office if it weren't caffeinated?"
Peter: "How many do I need?"
me, Adam: [laughter] "Uhm, Peter...."
Peter: [humbled voice] "I'm serious."
 added: 5 November 2003
(16:50:20) Оберон: in the past two days I've eaten...a muffin
(16:50:24) Оберон: maybe that's why I feel tired.
(16:50:31) Оберон: half a muffin, really
(16:50:56) Оберон: now that I think about it, it's odd I passed max300 on a 36 hour caloric intake of probably about 500 C
 added: 18 June 2003
(02:54:29) [Shreyas]: i better eat soon
(02:54:36) [Shreyas]: i'm trying to reset my sleep cycle
(02:55:03) [me]: I should sleep soon, myself
(02:55:14) [me]: I didn't get enough sleep last night so napped today
(02:55:16) [me]: big mistake
(02:55:19) [me]: now I'm wide awake
(02:55:28) [me]: and have class in 5 and a half hours
(02:55:38) [me]: well, not *wide* awake
(02:55:46) [Shreyas]: crazy
(02:55:53) [me]: I had a tired spell around 12:30 when my sugar crashed from snacking on fig bars
(02:55:56) [Shreyas]: yeah, you should sleep
(02:56:07) [Shreyas]: that's probably a way to do it
(02:56:15) [Shreyas]: you could sugar crash again
(02:56:19) [Shreyas]: and sleep then
(02:56:24) [me]: I'm out of fig bars
(02:56:32) [Shreyas]: maple syrup?
 added: 13 June 2003
(15:09:02) Najana: All right, I'm too tired, somebody should carry me to bed instead of letting me terrorize other people's day and night with bad music from Cyprus.
 added: 9 June 2003
(02:45:01) [me]: hm, I have class in less than 6 hours
(02:45:15) [Shreyas]: yeah, i should go to bed or something too
(02:47:12) [me]: what timezone you in?
(02:47:17) [Sheryas]: eastern
(02:47:25) [me]: oh lord
(02:47:34) [me]: you must be at home
(02:47:53) [me]: (at home, meaning have nothing better to do than stay online all night =P)
(02:47:59) [Shreyas]: yes.
(02:48:03) [Shreyas]: i couldn't sleep
(02:48:17) [Shreyas]: visions of sugarplums, strange white birds, that kind of thing
 added: unknown
(02:30:41) Luna Camilla: i'm gonna go to sleep so i don't forget the psych i never learned during the exam tomorrow
 added: unknown
"I'm the one who's sleep deprived. Why are *you* delusional?"
 added: unknown
(05:52:06) [me]: you sleeping at all?
(05:52:46) [me]: well, whatever, I'm gonna get two hours or so in.. night
(07:51:14) [oberon]: lol
(07:51:14) [oberon]: yeah
(07:51:17) [oberon]: I was asleep
(08:35:23) [me]: then you should've put up an away message
(08:35:36) [me]: no, not for another half an hour!
(13:13:47) [oberon]: wasn't feeling well
(13:13:53) [oberon]: probably from sleep deprivation
(13:14:06) [oberon]: but definitely wasn't going to sit through russian with satan playing the bongos in my head.
(13:45:54) [oberon] logged out.
 added: 4 January 2008
(15:53:42) Sarah: My brain is like a supernova - it's so pretty when it explodes, but so dangerous.
 added: 8 August 2005
[02:35] Aaron B: you finished your hw?
[02:35] Aaron B: you're all caught up?
[02:35] Aaron B: hold on, i need to look out my window
[02:35] Aaron B: nope, i don't see any pigs flying...
[02:35] Aaron B: maybe hell froze over?
 added: 13 January 2005
(21:14:08) Cem: dude im soo sleepy
(21:14:23) Cem: im like writing half of this shit in spanish for all i know
 added: 4 January 2008
(15:38:13) Sarah: He sleeps like the dead.
(15:38:49) Sarah: He's too busy dreaming of WoW to be disturbed by anything climbing in or out of bed with him.
 added: 29 September 2008
(23:14:35) Aaron B: i was at the dept from 9-6, had ice cream for dinner, and have been working since, excluding a few minutes when i fell afk (=asleep face-on keyboard)
(23:16:10) [me]: ooh though, ice cream
(23:16:18) Aaron B: yeah, i know, right?
(23:16:38) Aaron B: cookie dough
(23:17:05) [me]: I have mint chocolate chip
(23:17:17) Aaron B: but does yours have peanut butter in it?
(23:17:22) Aaron B: mine didn't, until it did
(23:17:28) Aaron B: but then it became better than yours
(23:18:40) [me]: that would make me so sick
(23:18:54) Aaron B: i feel sick right now, but that's the only reason i'm not laying down --
(23:18:59) Aaron B: because if i did, i'd barf
(23:19:07) Aaron B: it's me keep-working mechanism ;)
(23:19:14) Aaron B: (not really, but it sounded too good to pass up that story)
 added: 22 May 2009
"Flips like a pancake, lands like a rock—that's your father."
 added: 5 June 2006
10:45:43 [redacted]: i think se coucher is reflexive for going to bed oneself
10:45:56 [redacted]: but "to bed, as in a woman" is probably not reflexive
10:46:30 [redacted]: (let's put it this way - if you se coucher, as in a woman, by yourself, god just killed a kitten)
 added: 12 November 2011
(10:55:17) spectie: it's saturday
(10:55:29) spectie: i am permitted to eat breakfast of blinnchiki and nutella after 4pm
 added: 20 October 2013
"It has Qazan, Alacant, São Paulo, and Bloomington. This is basically my ‘is Jonathan awake?’ button. Unfortunately, it's not very reliable, because you keep such weird hours."
 added: 22 June 2014
(20:59:11) spectie: weFFIOJEoiweg;oiejg
(21:06:20) spectie: oijoij
(21:09:23) sushain: er
(21:09:24) sushain: hi spectie
(21:09:27) sushain: are you ok?
(21:21:17) spiegelian: sushain, it's a code, you have to break it
(21:45:07) sushain: spiegelian: hmmm
(21:46:07) sushain: 'weFFIOJEoiweg = went to the bar. oiejg = had some beer. oijoij = going to bed now