23:07:44 [Aaron] (Autoreply): the library made noises at me, so i'm in shapiro doing work.
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Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "sketchiness": food (20), sex (13), brandeis (11), gradschool (8), scariness (7)
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[edit] added: 22 May 2006
"I had this wack dream where somehow we acquired a Soviet starship."
[edit] added: 28 February 2007
"Okay, look dude: one thigh, two thigh, butt, back."
[edit] added: 13 June 2006
Jonathan: "Whoa, there's a Russian Passport Helpline! And it's a 1-800 number."
Rianna: "1-800-BRIBE-US?"
[edit] added: 4 April 2005
"Dude, I would, like, never get tired of being called Saint Steve."
[edit] added: 18 December 2004
Nat: "Yeah, Hood chocolate milk is good..."
Jon: "Chocolate cheese is not."
[edit] added: 26 October 2004
"No, you don't get it. Domino's is bad pizza for the same reason steak is bad pizza."
[edit] added: 28 September 2004
"So I was behind Ziv commons carrying all the archery stuff waiting for people to come for archery, and along comes an angry mob of hundreds of people carrying signs saying `Ban the assault rifles!' and they saw me. And I was scared, but I should've been all like `Yeah, down with the assault rifles!' Then I'd be in charge."
[edit] added: 6 September 2007
my father: "Wait, why's it that much cheaper?"
employee at undisclosed fast-foodery: "I gave you the senior discount. ...Not sayin' there're any seniors around here—I just hooked y'all up."
[edit] added: 20 May 2007
(00:43:04) Rianna: i love chatting with my drunk friends, but i had to sleep
[edit] added: 11 February 2007
Jonathan: "Mm, easy mac. I'm hungry. We don't have easy mac, do we?"
Derek: "No, but we have hard mac."
[edit] added: 9 November 2006
"She was small enough to fit in my backpack, but I don't know if I could've gotten her through customs."
[edit] added: 9 October 2006
Derek: "Look, cheerleaders."
Jonathan: "And they're not wearing their uniforms."
...
[edit] added: 27 June 2006
02:30:52 [Rianna]: Like being so into Rocky Horror Picture Show, that you're there all the time and sleeping with multiple cast members at the same time in the same room? :-p
02:31:45 [me]: well, that's not so sketchy for Rocky Horror if you're in the cast
02:31:57 [Rianna]: whoa, yeah, that is pretty weird
[edit] added: 8 June 2006
Jonathan: "Yeah, it's a couple people taking advantage of one group's suffering to take advantage of another group's generosity to take advantage of another group's money."
Rianna: "It's like one big orgy of screw-overage."
[edit] added: 31 May 2006
"I wish I knew more places that had less of an element of sketch."
[edit] added: 13 May 2006
"Parks are good for stuff like drinking. …And kissing."
[edit] added: 11 May 2006
"IHOP serves shit, not breakfast. However, it is becoming increasingly tempting."
[edit] added: 28 April 2006
"This guy could kick your ass—he's a muscle-bound semanticist."
[edit] added: 7 March 2006
18:03:03 [anon]: hell, I think I got more action in high school than at brandeis
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"I had a girlfriend once who had problems with 'l's and 'r's, but the mail-order bride company said that wasn't going to be a problem."
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Worf, you're a Klingon. What's a little genocide in the name of self defense?"
[edit] added: 12 April 2005
(23:26:57) Ian: so what was that book that fucking chomsky would be more useful than?
[edit] added: 15 November 2004
Vickie: "Your computer stole my hair!"
Matt: "It loves you too."
oberon: "It just wanted something to remember you by."
Matt: "It wants a lock of your hair to use as its favour in a jousting tournament. Oh, by the way, I told you I entered your computer in a jousting tournament, didn't I?"
[edit] added: 14 November 2004
oberon: "It's just funny that you have a picture of your boyfriend framed and labelled 'Kitty'. One of them you leave bowls of cream out for. One of them's a cat."
Ian: "No, one them you put bowls of cream out for; the other one puts bowls of cream out for you."
[edit] added: 3 November 2004
"I'd sleep with President Bush for money. It'd create a huge scandal."
[edit] added: 3 November 2004
"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."
[edit] added: 25 October 2004
"This is chocolate and not bugs, right?"
[takes a sniff]
"Yeah, good."
[edit] added: 15 October 2004
[in a seductive voice]
"You say you like prime numbers? Well.... I've got something that's only divisible by one.. and itself."
[edit] added: 15 October 2004
Jon: "I've got a sugary beverage in my pants."
oberon: "Uh, Jon, that's not a beverage."
Jon: "No, more like a protein shake."
followed by oberon confused and grossed out, spending 30 seconds trying to come up with a "shaken, not stirred" joke and failing
[edit] added: 8 October 2004
Nat: "You wanna try my cheese popcorn?"
oberon: "I'll try anything food-like—ooh, that's not so much like food."
[edit] added: 10 September 2004
Jonathan: "This sound card should work right and shouldn't."
Matt: "That's because everyone and his mom has messed with it."
Jonathan: "Yeah, you and Nat."
Matt: "Well, I'm everyone and Nat's his mother."
[edit] added: 3 May 2004
(18:20:28) Оберон: I'd never miss free, easily accessible food
(18:20:35) Оберон: Though I'm afraid dinner may consist largely of tainted cow
(18:22:01) Оберон: ...which would make a much better band name than entree
[edit] added: 27 February 2004
"So will I see you bright and early, or just early?"
[edit] added: 17 February 2004
Vickie: "We can make margaritas, but we need a blender"
oberon: "Render? Burritos? Huh?"
[edit] added: 17 February 2004
Jonathan: "You can just go around the curb that way."
oberon: "But I like to go the legal way."
Jonathan: "But the Branvan goes that way."
[edit] added: 15 February 2004
(03:42:31) Оберон: we can watch it tomorrow
(03:42:33) Оберон: as a break
(03:42:45) [me]: from what?
(03:43:31) Оберон: from whatever ;)
(03:43:32) Оберон: trust me
[edit] added: 12 February 2004
"There are certain parts of my body I can't balance a book on."
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
Chef: "I don't even know what to put in these things [Calzones]. What veggies do we have?"
Manager: "Bacon."
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
"My mouth is tingling funny. As long as it doesn't go bang I'm fine."
[edit] added: 4 February 2004
"That's why Aramark doesn't need a hazardous waste disposal license. They can just make things like that."
[edit] added: 28 January 2004
"Why does the diet coke here [Usdan] taste different than at Sherman?"
[edit] added: 25 January 2004
"By the way, don't get the veggie wrap the way they normally make it; it's like 30% veggie and 70% mayonnaise. It's mystery-sauce-alicious."
[edit] added: 22 June 2003
(19:49:51) ¡Luz!: got a fortune cookie tonight:
(19:50:16) ¡Luz!: "A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. Ouch!"
[edit] added: 1 February 2008
(23:23:55) Sarah: Hmm...I'm not sure if this soup is safe...
(23:24:29) Sarah: It's supposed to be chicken and dumplings....but it looks like vegetable soup with dumplings thrown in here and there
(23:24:58) [me]: sounds like someone went fishing all the good stuff out
(23:25:25) Sarah: This is in a can though!
[edit] added: 1 February 2008
(23:28:44) Sarah: Blech...this is vegetable soup with chicken and dumplings....does not compute :|
(23:29:39) Sarah: It's the Healthy Choice shit so maybe that's why
(23:30:41) Sarah: I'll make it unhealthy. I'm going to eat chocolate covered pretzels afterwards.
(23:34:07) [me]: send me some?
...
(23:35:15) Sarah: Hmmm....do you want me to send you some?
(23:35:27) [me]: heh, I was just kidding
(23:35:32) [me]: unless you can find a way to e-mail them to me
(23:35:55) Sarah: I only have one bag here and I am NOT sharing them.
(23:36:00) [me]: aw
(23:36:35) Sarah: I'll share some of my weird soup with you?
(23:36:40) [me]: ROFL, no thanks
(23:37:07) Sarah: Good, because you'd probably vomit and hate me for the rest of your life.
(23:37:21) [me]: is it that bad?
(23:37:55) Sarah: It would be fine if it were just vegetable soup, but it's like they tried to add chicken and dumplings.....but it's VEGETABLE soup.
(23:40:17) [me]: what's the soup call itself?
(23:40:45) Sarah: It says that it's chicken and dumplings. I got maybe 3 pieces of bite sized chicken?
[edit] added: 5 May 2004
(02:26:38) [me]: you staying up all night?
(02:28:22) Оберон: Probably
(02:28:24) Оберон: Bring cheese
(02:28:26) Оберон: I've got chocolate
(02:28:28) Оберон: oh, and bring root beer
(02:28:48) Оберон: Hell, bring whatever the fuck you want ;)
(02:28:54) Оберон: We can even boil some water and put it in my freezer
(02:29:01) Оберон: that should make it safe to drink when it cools
[edit] added: 28 February 2005
"I get a lot of complaints about my url being too long."
[edit] added: 16 June 2008
(12:25:11) kesuari: living in the sun for billions of years after the earth has been destroyed and human life is extinguished would be pretty dodgy
[edit] added: 4 October 2010
"I don't think I would've gotten in a car with that guy even if I did know his name. That's probably just because the sketch artists made him look extra sketchy."
"...Which is probably why they call them sketch artists."
[edit] added: 9 October 2013
[14:28] <Unhammer> %ap Guovdageainnu ruskabiillas čuožžu "muitte sirret doabbariid!"
[14:28] <Brainstorm> Unhammer: Apertium has no mode 'se-en'
[14:28] <Unhammer> Brainstorm, use sme-nob!
[14:28] <Unhammer> :)
[14:29] <jonorthwash> .t Guovdageainnu ruskabiillas čuožžu "muitte sirret doabbariid!" sme-nob
[14:29] <begiak> Sorry, the apertium API gave HTTP error 451: Not supported pair ☹
[14:29] <Unhammer> jonorthwash, %ap should autodetect source lang and translate iiuc
[14:29] <jonorthwash> Unhammer: oooh neat
[14:29] <jonorthwash> Unhammer: how does it guess destination language? ;)