[Jonathan crops anon's picture for his github profile]
[anon]: "What do you think women will think when they see this?"
Jonathan: "I don't think that's what github's for. ... Like, not all of the internet is for that."
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[Jonathan crops anon's picture for his github profile]
[anon]: "What do you think women will think when they see this?"
Jonathan: "I don't think that's what github's for. ... Like, not all of the internet is for that."
"Well, Jonathan's excellent at writing twol, and I'm pretty good at hassling Jonathan to do stuff."
"I can't read my own code. If it stops working, I basically have to start over."
(16:47:29) spectre: ok, now you have a twol rule
(16:47:34) spectre: that is {A}:a / {A}:e
(16:47:54) spectre: but your twol rule has to combine with this {A}b{A}bbbbbb{A}
(16:47:57) spectre: when does it finish ?
...
(16:51:11) spectre: firespeaker,
(16:51:16) spectre: DON'T TRY AND MENTALLY PROCESS IT
(16:51:26) spectre: YOU WILL GO INTO AN INFINITE LOOP
(16:52:13) fpetkovski: he's gone
(16:52:14) fpetkovski: too late
...
(16:57:07) firespeaker: ^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C
(16:57:08) firespeaker: phew
(16:19:48) Unhammer: "a basic skill to be learned alongside the three R’s"
(16:19:51) Unhammer: R's?
(16:19:56) firespeaker: .wik Three Rs
(16:19:57) begiak: "The three Rs (as in the letter R)[1] refers to the foundations of a basic skills-orientated education program within schools: reading, writing and arithmetic" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_three_Rs
(16:20:04) Unhammer: so not r-project
(16:20:07) Unhammer: damn
"Or maybe it's a book in Hungarian about Ruby errors."
(18:01:23) firespeaker: (isn't lexc a mess?)
(18:01:26) sushain: yes
(18:01:30) sushain: all those newlines
(18:01:43) firespeaker: it's amazingly easy to work with though
(18:01:47) sushain: I can´t believe spectie didn´t add braces :P
[11:42] <tw2113> did you scale it down to just 1 user ID?
[11:42] <jonorthwash> I suppose I could do that
[11:42] <tw2113> via something like phpmyadmin
[11:42] * jonorthwash whips up a query
[11:42] <tw2113> or if you're fancy, sequelpro
[11:42] <jonorthwash> real men telnet to the mysql port
[11:43] <Limp_Trizkit> telnet to the mysql port? psssh. real men open the DB files in a hex editor
[11:43] <myosotis> hex editors are just a crutch for stream editor n00bs
[11:43] <tw2113> i read my mysql databases in binary
[14:28] <Unhammer> %ap Guovdageainnu ruskabiillas čuožžu "muitte sirret doabbariid!"
[14:28] <Brainstorm> Unhammer: Apertium has no mode 'se-en'
[14:28] <Unhammer> Brainstorm, use sme-nob!
[14:28] <Unhammer> :)
[14:29] <jonorthwash> .t Guovdageainnu ruskabiillas čuožžu "muitte sirret doabbariid!" sme-nob
[14:29] <begiak> Sorry, the apertium API gave HTTP error 451: Not supported pair ☹
[14:29] <Unhammer> jonorthwash, %ap should autodetect source lang and translate iiuc
[14:29] <jonorthwash> Unhammer: oooh neat
[14:29] <jonorthwash> Unhammer: how does it guess destination language? ;)
(06:07:50) spectie: firespeaker, lol, i got home drunk last night at around 1am, and i wake up now and i find a terminal open with a lexc file for karakalpak
(06:07:56) spectie: firespeaker, i don't remember writing it :|
(00:15:16) alexr: ... but it's looking like -- and this is kind of interesting -- using an HMM is actually slightly worse than always just taking the most-frequent-translation.
(00:16:04) [jonathan]: HMM?
(00:16:08) alexr: hidden markov model.
(00:16:36) [jonathan]: ah
(00:17:14) [jonathan]: hrm
(00:17:17) alexr: No, hmm.
(13:11:51) spectie: қ:ғ {а}: ь: {☭}: >: {S}: ы: ь:ь {n}:н ы: __HFST_TWOLC_.#.
(13:12:00) spectie: uh oh, communism in our transducer
(13:17:45) selimcan: Фонологи всех стран, объединяйтесь! :)
(00:10:10) selimcan: oh, I have to make a small break and grep some coffee
(18:36:18) spectie: macedonian, bulgarian, {serbian, croatian, bosnian, montenegrin}, slovenian, english, ...
(18:36:37) krvoje: hey, our language is not a regex :p
(03:31:47) spectre: i don't like having the negative morpheme in different places
(03:31:56) firespeaker: but this is Turkic
(20:07:46) [redacted]: there is not one single redeeming quality about the interface
(20:07:49) [redacted]: except that you can see it
(20:07:53) [redacted]: like, that it's not covered in black
(20:07:57) [redacted]: that's the only redeeming quality
(20:08:00) [redacted]: that you can see it
(18:17:11) kesuari: i'm gonna try something different
(18:17:25) kesuari: (i.e. find a comp with spss)
(18:24:08) kesuari: i found one!
(18:24:15) kesuari: it does what all good commercial softwar does:
(18:24:17) kesuari: crashed on startup
(12:17pm May 5) Michael:
sudo stop --event=rain --location=seattle --reason="it's amost summer for crissakes"
(12:18pm May 5) Michael:
it worked! sorta.
(6:14pm May 6) [me]:
export LOCATION="Seattle";
configure --force;
sudo make rain;
hah! try and stop that!
(6:49pm May 6) Michael:
dude, wtf, it's raining again.
sudo killall make
sudo userdel -f Jonathan
(7:22pm May 6) [me]:
agh, it's starting up again here now..
mv /indiana/rain /seattle/
chmod a-rw /seattle/rain
chown Jonathan /seattle/rain
(Okay, I don't get the full points, because I didn't show the roothack I used to get my account back.)
Jonathan: "Nah, we'll just reverse the math on the other end."
Aaron: "How do we do the reverse of a modulo? If times two, it equals an odd number?"
(16:27:22) kesuari: is *that* what causes that bug?
(16:27:27) kesuari: i hadn't worked it out yet
(16:27:30) kesuari: but you could easily be right!
(16:27:33) [me]: that's what I assumed it was
(16:27:36) [me]: and of course I'm right
(16:27:50) kesuari: including about all the contradictory things you might've said about l/n?
(16:28:02) [me]: that's all just theory
(16:28:07) [me]: there's no way to be right for sure ;)
(16:28:21) kesuari: but if you contradict yourself, you must be wrong
(16:28:32) [me]: no, just stating theories
(16:28:32) kesuari: especially if you begin the contradiction by saying "oh, i was wrong before"
(16:28:39) [me]: have I said that?
(16:28:42) [me]: .. probably actually
(16:28:43) kesuari: i don't know
(16:28:45) kesuari: i'm assuming you have
(16:28:50) kesuari: because it makes my theory make you look bad
(01:20:44) Michael: yeah... programming interviews are fun dude. you should try it
(14:03:29) [Tristan]: "i'm bored" "heh, some madman was telling me i should add this feature to gaim" "hm really? maybe i'll do that then"
Tristan: "Yeah, that's why you should ask out who you think you should ask out."
Jonathan: "That's a good policy."
Tristan: "I just need to know some girls."
Jonathan: "It probably doesn't help that you work as a computer programmer."
Tristan: "Yeah, that's half the reason I reckon I should go back to uni and get a masters."
(21:43) Tristan: you realise of course that what you're doing here is filing bugreports for linguistic theories, which are kind of like computer programs
(21:43) Tristan: so the "maintainers" are probably going to call you mad
(01:55:22) [me]: and using beamer to do my slides
(01:55:29) kesuari: use powerpoint then :)
(01:55:47) kesuari: *use powerpoint then $\ddot{\smile}$
"We don't just want you to think that we're software designers with no understanding of theoretical linguistics. Then you wouldn't sit next to us in the coffee shop, and that would be bad."
21:08:53 [me]: well, I thought "file has vanished" was an interesting way of informing me of it
21:09:09 [oberon]: Well, as far as rsync was concerned, that's what happened
21:09:20 [oberon]: one minute there's a file, the next minute there's not a file
21:09:43 [me]: yeah
21:09:49 [me]: I suppose that could be called vanishing
21:09:51 [oberon]: Would you prefer "file has committed glorious harikari, and will ride the divine wind to its 70 virgins"?
21:11:07 [me]: heh
21:11:08 [me]: yes
21:11:44 [oberon]: So go edit the rsync source =P
21:11:50 [oberon]: or even the binary
21:11:54 [oberon]: just ask grep...
21:12:21 [me]: nah
21:12:28 [me]: I already don't trust rsync
21:12:31 [oberon]: lol
21:12:32 [me]: not going to screw with its binary
21:17:27 [oberon]: Am I the only one who thinks that 70 number is kinda arbitrary?
21:17:33 [oberon]: I've always sorta wondered about that
21:17:43 [oberon]: I mean, it's not like they're all useful at once
21:18:07 [oberon]: The sort of thing you do with virgins is not something you can do with 70 without engineered infrastructure and supports
21:18:37 [oberon]: Is the next verse of the Qu'aran something about "and you will also receive a house so large, it requires 65 people to keep it clean?"
…
21:31:26 [oberon]: That's still counting on an awful lot of women to die virgins
21:31:34 [oberon]: And I don't think infant mortality counts here
21:34:05 [oberon]: Maybe 70 is just an average
21:34:09 [oberon]: and it's really determined by annual ratios
21:34:47 [oberon]: so, like, if you have a string of really unsexy years, 'cause the plague hits or the 70s happen or something, you get more virgins, so everyone gets 71.2 or something
21:35:47 [oberon]: So it's more like "I got 70 virgins*" and then in fine print: "*results not typical. Actual results may vary. Consult your doctor before..."
18:30:51 [oberon]: that does something totally whacky
18:30:52 [oberon]: the fuck?
18:31:00 [oberon]: The camel claimed that would work...
18:31:32 [me]: you using perl 6 already? ;-P
…
18:37:04 [oberon]: Excellent
18:37:08 [oberon]: And no, I'm not using Perl 6
18:37:13 [oberon]: because it DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST
18:38:14 [me]: well, it was one possibility for why what you were doing wasn't working
18:38:24 [me]: that you got Perl 6 from future.sourceforge.net
18:38:35 [me]: and were using that as your primary perl interpreter for some reason
(21:59:14) [me]: isn't it funny, that it's C Store and Java City
Matt: "Wait, how does nudity get rid of variables?"
oberon: "Because clothes are variable—everyone's always wearing different things."
Jonathan: "Matt, what sorting algorithm are you using?"
Matt: "MattSort."
Jonathan: "That means that if you know the original state of the cards, you can recalculate which cards everyone has."
Matt: "No, because it's O(...look over there!)"
Nat: "Look at the specs; it turns out that a lot of the examples out there are wrong. I had a lot of trouble until I checked the specs."
Jonathan: "Well, I looked at your code."
Nat: "Don't look at my code—I looked at your code!"
"Little do you know. It looks like Maple is watching you use your computer, but she's actually watching you type your root password."
(21:31:32) Aaron B: if (oberon.making_garlic_bread_p) {
aaron.go(geekshelter)
}
"Cat's cradle is like programming—you just put strings together. Why do you think they call it multi-threaded?"
"This puzzle is like O(2Where's Waldo)."
(22:18:11) Peter: heh i'm not a database query i can filter through them
oberon: "I am not a perl interpreter!"
[me]: "That's what you think."
oberon: "I guess it's time to shave again."
(07:21:12) Оберон: do I look like a perl interpreter?
(07:21:16) Оберон: I know I haven't shaved in a while
(07:21:21) Оберон: but I'm pretty sure you can tell the difference.
"Your php client has gained sentience and shown a predisposition for Valley of Strathmore."
Cinga: Ah. Now I get a java.net:UnknownHostException.
Cinga: There seems to be an Exception for every situation.
Rentantilus: it's like the English language!
(22:08:55) оберон - desktop: I have determined that I like elbows and knees
(22:09:03) оберон - desktop: and shoulders and pelvises absolutely suck
(01:05:24) оберон - desktop: I code.
(01:05:27) оберон - desktop: Almost constantly.
(01:05:29) оберон - desktop: I code all day at work
(01:05:31) оберон - desktop: I come home
(01:05:35) оберон - desktop: pick up my girlfriend
(01:05:37) оберон - desktop: go to my room
(01:05:39) оберон - desktop: lock the door.
(01:05:42) оберон - desktop: put her on the bed.
(01:05:44) оберон - desktop: and go and code more.
(01:05:49) оберон - desktop: She reads.
"I don't like subgroups. They're not future-proof."
"Actually AIMI is cheating on Oscar with Oscar. AIMI gives Oscar what Oscar gives her."