my father: "Wait, why's it that much cheaper?"
employee at undisclosed fast-foodery: "I gave you the senior discount. ...Not sayin' there're any seniors around here—I just hooked y'all up."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "law": sadness (4), bad-ideas (3), food (3), russian (2), SSSR (2)
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heard: 7 November 2004
[edit] added: 7 November 2004
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[edit] added: 7 November 2004
Jonathan: "So OS 9 was giving problems, and then the projector blew up."
oberon: "Well, I don't think that was OS 9's fault."
Jonathan: "It probably was. I'd love to be the author of that code."
oberon: "Adam would sue you for stealing his copyrighted code."
Jonathan: "I'm putting that on my quotes page. Adam wouldn't approve of it though."
oberon: "But do you disagree?"
Jonathan: "No, but he won't be happy."
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heard: 25 September 2004
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[edit] added: 25 September 2004
oberon wanted to try a brandy-filled chocolate
Greer: "Sorry, you don't get that kind because there's only one left."
Jonathan: "You can have my half if you want."
oberon: "That's okay, a vodka and a lawyer are enough for me."
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heard: 5 May 2004
[edit] added: 5 May 2004
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[edit] added: 5 May 2004
Kesuari: no law against oberon having good ideas. and even if there were, it's a good law to disobey once in a while.
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heard: 17 February 2004
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[edit] added: 17 February 2004
Jonathan: "You can just go around the curb that way."
oberon: "But I like to go the legal way."
Jonathan: "But the Branvan goes that way."
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heard: 15 January 2005
[edit] added: 15 January 2005
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[edit] added: 15 January 2005
(01:26:33) Aaron B: let's focus here
(01:26:38) Aaron B: ihop
(01:26:43) Aaron B: we need to get a car
(01:26:56) Jonor Thwash: we could steal and hotwire one?
(01:27:09) Aaron B: yes!
(01:27:11) Aaron B: oh wait
(01:27:14) Aaron B: that's a "bad" idea
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heard: 17 March 2008
[edit] added: 16 March 2008
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[edit] added: 16 March 2008
Жыкы: "Америкада ушундай свободность жок."
Jonathan: "Туура, биз көчөдө пиво ичсек, полиция көрсө, биз сразу качып кетиш керек эле."
Жыкы: "Быякта наоборот, милиция көрсөң, сразу "Ооо!" деген..."
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heard: 31 May 2009
[edit] added: 31 May 2009
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[edit] added: 31 May 2009
"Isn't there a law against shooting people when they're at church?"
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heard: 12 July 2009
[edit] added: 12 July 2009
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[edit] added: 12 July 2009
(19:07:00) kesuari: apparently we don't have extradition treaties with canada or new zealand! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extradition_law_in_Australia
(19:08:59) kesuari: how can we not with new zealand? they're like our buddies!
(19:09:11) kesuari: maybe we have some other architecture for dealing with extradition between them and us
(19:09:46) kesuari: like we're so happy to extradite that no-one bothers with a treaty, we just say "yo" and they say "have fun"
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heard: 21 July 2009
[edit] added: 20 July 2009
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[edit] added: 20 July 2009
(00:49:38) kesuari: you have a really lax system
[Jonathan explains rules in more depth]
(00:54:44) kesuari: okay, now it seems more normal
(00:54:56) kesuari: complex rules & money = immigration law
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heard: 10 February 2011
[edit] added: 10 February 2011
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[edit] added: 10 February 2011
"What we need is a friendly rogue nation."
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heard: 21 January 2012
[edit] added: 1 February 2012
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[edit] added: 1 February 2012
я: "Здесь, когда хотим повернуться нет никакого светофора, а раньше, когда хотели просто побыстрее ехать, полно было. Вот закон подлости!"
Илшат: "Да, вот единственный закон который в России работает."
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heard: 7 June 2015
[edit] added: 18 March 2002
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[edit] added: 18 March 2002
Fran: "So I was at the bar at the airport and there was someone on the TV saying that banning same-sex marriage should be up to the states."
me: "Yeah... ☹"
Fran: "And murder legalised by school-district."
me: "Wait, what??"
Fran: "Well, I'm extrapolating."