"If we could put the bathroom out in the carport, we wouldʼve done it a long time ago."
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Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "family": sadness (8), russian (4), bad-ideas (4), food (4), animals (3)
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[edit] added: 9 January 2007
my mother: "Did you put all your candy in a bag?"
me: "Nah, I just took some wrapping paper and put it all in there."
my mother: "But it's not a bag..."
me: "It's taped together though."
my mother: "But I taped it..."
[edit] added: 28 December 2004
"It's like a little thing in the breakfast nook that's in their way and blares at them at newstime."
[edit] added: 20 March 2005
Vickie: "I'm a year older than Matt."
Matt: "No you're not, because if you were, we wouldn't both be 21 right now."
Vickie: "Fine, I'm 9 months older than you."
Nat: "That's enough time to make a baby."
Vickie: "Yeah, I could be your mother."
everyone else in room confused.
oberon: "Uhm, that's not ... how ... it works."
[edit] added: 17 November 2006
Jonathan: "I don't like the 373 bus as much as the 66 bus, because instead of dropping you off a block and a half from the house, it drops you off √50 blocks from the house."
Derek: "Uh, I think that's where my mother lives."
[edit] added: 19 March 2004
Matt: "People who dislike homosexuals should support gay marriage because everyone knows after you get married, you stop having sex."
Jonathan: "How do you know that?"
Matt: ...
oberon: "Well, we do know your birthday."
Matt: "I do have younger brothers, though."
Ian: "Are your brothers married?"
Matt: "I have two younger brothers and two cats. You do the math."
oberon: "That leaves three days of the week."
[edit] added: 26 August 2005
me: "How far back is his Cornish ancestry?"
my father: "Five or six generations."
me: "So he's got a lot of other stuff mixed in then?"
my father: "I wouldn't count on it."
me: "How inbred is he?!"
Hannah: "That's how he got that colour hair."
[edit] added: 11 March 2005
"Dem totns gelt. I'd like to get my hands on dem totns gelt, yo?"
[edit] added: 10 February 2005
"My father likes ketchup on knishes. My father also likes ketchup on latkes. But he's a goy."
[edit] added: 6 November 2004
"My uncle... Well, actually my aunt."
[edit] added: 16 March 2008
Жыкы: "Орустарда, ‘семья-мемья’ деген бар."
Jonathan: "Сиздерчи? ‘Үй-бүлө—сүй-бүлө’?"
[edit] added: 22 April 2008
(19:22:47) kesuari: so i mean, a large part of why i want to move overseas is so i can move out of my parent's place
[edit] added: 23 August 2008
"It's my wedding, but I didn't plan it. I'll show up at the appointed place and time and say the appointed things. I'm told there will be food."
[edit] added: 25 January 2004
Amy: "My grandmother had back surgery today."
Aaron: "Yay!"
[edit] added: 24 October 2009
"Okay, here's one of my stories about moonshine. So I have this uncle named Sam, and he's married to a French woman..."
[edit] added: 7 February 2010
"Мне нравится эта песня потому-что старая. Она моя бабушка."
[edit] added: 1 February 2012
Андрей: "А почему свинину не кушаешь?"
я: "Моя мама еврейка, и поэтому у нас такая семейная традиция есть."
Андрей: "А мой дед был Удмурт, и поэтому я все кушаю."
[edit] added: 7 August 2012
"But you're not getting [your abstract] done, you're having Washington-family faculty meeting."
[edit] added: 15 September 2013
Я: "Lucky точно так думает: ‘Я королева джунгли!’ деп."
Толгонай: "У родителей точно джунгли."