"I had this wack dream where somehow we acquired a Soviet starship."
Interesting things said in my presence
other categories found with "evil": computers (7), analogies (4), badness (3), linguistics (3), sadness (3)
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 added: 22 May 2006
 added: 18 February 2007
"IE 6 is the Netscape 4 of today."
 added: 9 November 2004
[giggles] "Pain is funny."
 added: 29 March 2006
21:56:01 [me]: yeah, what's up with that? Freckles and red hair are like signs of evilness or something
21:56:13 [Vickie]: well id love to have red hair
21:56:38 [me]: yeah, but you also don't mind being evil
 added: 6 October 2004
(01:11:36) Matt S: Lemurs stole my syllabery.
(01:11:42) [me]: ?
(01:11:56) Matt S: They tricked me, they said they just wanted to borrow it, and now they're all, like, "What syllabery?"
(01:12:05) [me]: oh?
(01:12:18) Matt S: Yeah. Well, just wanted to let you know to be on the lookout.
 added: 19 March 2007
(03:14) cassowary: when the nouveau drivers are released, and i can get video out happening, i’ll plug my MS mouse back into my imac, and have an imac with a dell screen, a sun keyboard, and a microsoft mouse running linux. that will be fun :)
 added: 27 May 2006
"Everybody does that to salads. It makes them look like they're bleeding."
 added: 2 February 2006
05:43:39 [Tristan]: and why is equality suddenly intransitive?
05:43:47 [me]: because evilness is bivalent
05:44:24 [Tristan]: the valency of evilness has no meaning wrt the transitivity of equality.
05:44:50 [Tristan]: if FOO's transitive, then if a FOO b and b FOO c means a must FOO c, simple as that
05:45:56 [me]: nope
05:46:09 [me]: that's only in standard western lgoic
05:46:36 [Tristan]: you will confuse everyone if you don't use standard western logic!
 added: 17 January 2005
[discussion about birth control in Kazakhstan]
Jess: "Well, there are always used kvas bottles."
Jonathan [hands Jess a glass bottle]: "Here. You know where to put it. Be my guest."
Ian: "Well, if the condom breaks, you'll know right away."
[Whole room cringes in pain.]
Ian: "Mental note: no glass condoms."
Matt: "Well, there goes my version of Cinderella ."
 added: 19 November 2004
"How come in the Windows installer my mouse doesn't work, and then when I put the CD in the other drive and reboot, it does?"
 added: 4 January 2004
(03:22:06) Danny: web of trusts are wonderful
(03:22:07) Danny: DRM is bad
(03:22:15) Danny: Palladium is devil-spawn
 added: 30 November 2003
(23:47:02) [me]: why do I have the DDR version of Oops I did it again stuck in my head?
(23:50:47) Оберон: Because you have sinned.
(23:50:48) Оберон: Duh.
 added: 27 August 2003
(00:58:16) Matt Sachs: Well, I'm glad to see that there are sufficiently twisted freshmen, so I won't have to be that weird hermit guy who mumbles a lot for my senior year.
 added: 18 June 2003
(01:27:22) Adam Batkin: Legal or pirated?
(01:27:28) [me]: hah, like it'd be legal
(01:27:36) Adam Batkin: Where do you get it?
(01:27:45) [me]: Jon Sagotsky and Jeremy Kolb
(01:28:10) Adam Batkin: That sounds safe
(01:29:00) [me]: iis that sarcasm?
(01:29:49) [me]: from Jon's profile (and away message both), something said by Jeremy (presumably to Jon):
(22:25:53) [Jeremy]: you are devilish and evil and embody all that is dark and creepy. you are the master of the bowels of hell, a rival to the great one himself. you absolutely exude evilness and your intelligence and brain power blows mine away. i can't even comprehend your majesty
(01:29:57) [me]: oh yeah, reeeaal safe
(01:30:11) [me]: they aren't safe people!
(01:30:14) Adam Batkin: Wow
(01:30:14) Adam Batkin: Well
(01:30:17) [me]: but then neither am I
(01:30:20) Adam Batkin: I was serious
(01:30:37) Adam Batkin: I'm glad you wanted to live with them
 added: 15 February 2008
(01:50:24) Sarah: Like [his] ex and her "fiance" - they're doing fostering. [She] doesn't need children, EVAR.
(01:50:45) Sarah: It's like giving a child with autism to a 2 year old to take care of.
(01:51:26) Sarah: I'm going to Hell for that analogy.
 added: 25 November 2004
"Hey, do you know how to use Windows?"
 added: 8 June 2006
Jonathan: "Yeah, it's a couple people taking advantage of one group's suffering to take advantage of another group's generosity to take advantage of another group's money."
Rianna: "It's like one big orgy of screw-overage."
 added: 28 May 2009
(15:29:05) kesuari: it referred to using powerpoint on a mac
(15:29:20) kesuari: *"it"
(15:29:47) kesuari: (ironically, i'm currently reading a paper about pronoun resolution)