"I think back in Soviet times, the brake must've been on the steering wheel or something."
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Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "driving": bad-ideas (4), cars (3), alcohol (3), badness (3), weirdness (3)
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[edit] added: 14 March 2004
"Some guys don't have girlfriends."
[People walking in street in dark ahead of us]
"Some guys like pedestrian bowling."
[We drive by them with no incident]
"... No two people are not still screaming."
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
"Put your left truck in. Take your left truck out. Hey, dipshit, come on!"
[edit] added: 19 July 2003
Nathan: "Take his keys."
Me: "He's walking home."
Nathan: "Take them anyway; he might drive his house into something."
[edit] added: 17 November 2006
Jonathan: "I don't like the 373 bus as much as the 66 bus, because instead of dropping you off a block and a half from the house, it drops you off √50 blocks from the house."
Derek: "Uh, I think that's where my mother lives."
[edit] added: 5 November 2006
"Sometimes I just want to yell out my window at the drivers."
[edit] added: 23 April 2007
"Do not put your baby in front of my car."
[edit] added: 13 April 2007
"But how will you know how to drive drunk unless you practice?"
[edit] added: 21 November 2006
"I like that bus—they're all gettin' on him. Oh, rats, they found me!"
[edit] added: 17 February 2004
Jonathan: "You can just go around the curb that way."
oberon: "But I like to go the legal way."
Jonathan: "But the Branvan goes that way."
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
"I think when you hit a human being, that's sub-standard driving."
[edit] added: 20 March 2009
(04:34:55) kesuari: "What the country's political opposition doubts is whether it was an accident at all." well given the way people in kyrgyzstan drive, i doubt *any* crash could be described as an accident
[edit] added: 31 January 2011
"I think hung over driving, while not as dangerous as drunk driving, is probably at least as non-productive. The other day I sat at stop sign through two songs waiting for it to turn green."
[edit] added: 31 October 2011
Bus driver: "No one's complimented me today on my bus driver costume."
Guy on bus: "It's very scary, sir."