Jonathan: "Hey, Derek, gonna get tested for rabies?"
Derek: "Yeah, I guess I should—I wouldn't want to infect the squirrels."
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Jonathan: "Hey, Derek, gonna get tested for rabies?"
Derek: "Yeah, I guess I should—I wouldn't want to infect the squirrels."
Laura [03:49]: If there were a vampire come to get me, he wouldn't be able to sleep for days i drink so much coffee
Laura [03:50]: JOLT GUM IS DELICIOUS
"For this speaker, odds are he's never going to reach 500Hz, unless he's getting run over by something."
(19:48:35) [Aladnsane]: Kosher slaughter generally seems a good idea to me. Simple. Effective. Not Traif.
"No, you see, it doesn't work that way—it's dark half the year, so you commit suicide, and the other half of the year, it's light, and you're dead."
Derek: "I can't wait 'til next week, man."
Jonathan: "Why's that?"
Derek: "'Cause it's all over then. It's kind of like not being able to wait until you're euthanised."
"If I were a buffalo, and I tasted this good, I'd want to be factory farmed."
"Women are like the eternal food source. They make things like beverages, and meats."
Rabbi Dan: "Turn to page 185. Someone once commented to me that these sidurim are like Choose Your Own Adventure books."
Gabe: "Yeah, open to a random page, and you get inscribed in the book of death."
"That's like pulling an assault rifle on a horde of bunnies! A horde of bunnies in a cage!"
"Everybody does that to salads. It makes them look like they're bleeding."
"Russians can totally fly while not dead."
Aladnsane: "Zavulon can fly, but he can't."
Jonathan: "Certainly not while dead…"
(20:58:50) Cem: man im gonna kill the dude that invented english
oberon: "What's that?"
Adam: "It's kinda like a little playground toy that kills kids."
"I almost inhaled the horseraddish, and I was thinking 'If that goes down wrong, I will die.'"
(22:14:23) Adam F: el mamut se murio
(22:14:25) Adam F: thats so sad lol
(22:14:40) [me]: yeah, I mean, he got aids and he did 10 lines of coke...
(22:14:50) [me]: what else was he going to do afterwards?
(22:14:52) [me]: get a Ph.D.?
(22:15:04) Adam F: well he could go to brandeis
"Why do people even sleep with each other? With woman it's like death; it's so scary."
Me: "What's that thing when you mix orange juice with vodka?"
Hannah: "Suicide?"
(20:44:48) Michael: man.. that'll suck when computational linguists have to start getting AI subjects approval
(20:45:21) Michael: "I didn't mean to unplug my computer!! honest!"
(15:38:13) Sarah: He sleeps like the dead.
(15:38:49) Sarah: He's too busy dreaming of WoW to be disturbed by anything climbing in or out of bed with him.
(18:50:47) [me]: y'know is jɨnəʊ̯
(18:51:13) [me]: that's weird though, because it doesn't follow the ə/ɨ generalisation for me
(18:51:31) [Tristan]: clitics don't in general
(18:51:42) [me]: oh yeah, the ɨm/əm contrast..
(18:51:45) [Tristan]: kill him ~ kill them is a ɪ/ə minimal pair
(18:52:05) [Tristan]: usefule to know as the indisputable overlord of the whole world
(18:52:24) [Tristan]: and especially useful for one of his minions
(21:47:20) Sarah: I think I'd have rather went to the leper colony with my parents than be swamped by old ladies.
(21:48:33) Sarah: The leper colony is historical, therefore cool.
(21:48:40) Sarah: Old people are NOT historical, unless they have neat stories...they're just old.
(12:25:11) kesuari: living in the sun for billions of years after the earth has been destroyed and human life is extinguished would be pretty dodgy
"Isn't there a law against shooting people when they're at church?"
"I could go either way man, and I'm pretty sure if I get cremated I'm going to hell."
"There's only three themes in Bluegrass anyway: death, bad love, and for some reason retail."
me: "Yeah, Tolgonay, if I won the lottery and got poisoned, you'd be the first person they investigate."
Andy: "Or they'll just look at the mouldy bread on the table, and be like ‘oh, it was an accident.’"
you remember what i am talking about? i thought that the song was about michael jackson, but they were just using the future tense ;)
Fran: "So I was at the bar at the airport and there was someone on the TV saying that banning same-sex marriage should be up to the states."
me: "Yeah... ☹"
Fran: "And murder legalised by school-district."
me: "Wait, what??"
Fran: "Well, I'm extrapolating."
(00:36:40) crawfora: the "read more" page does actually explain that the use of easily-disabled javascript was deliberate; they want to make it possible for people to access the site in emergencies
(00:36:59) firespeaker: crawfora: hmm, wikipedia for emergencies?
(00:37:06) jarrettwold2: someone on a cell phone looking up medical information
(00:37:07) twb: crawfora: like "oops I stabbed a guy now how do I do first aid... ask wikipedia"
(00:37:15) ***TomyLobo searches "what is the number of 911?"
(00:37:16) jarrettwold2: twb: that's how it is now :)
(00:37:18) crawfora: twb: I'm sure it happens
(00:37:30) firespeaker: uhm
(00:37:36) vry: "what color is blood?!? quickly, open wikipedia"
(00:37:43) firespeaker: and they're going to what, figure out how to disable the javascript?
(00:37:52) firespeaker: on their blackberry
"I feel like the Titanic has struck an iceberg, and the crew is being asked to put on a play while bailing water."
"The president's defense has been «I don't read it». That's like a pilot telling you he doesn't read the instruments in the cockpit. That pilot is going to get you killed."