[Jonathan crops anon's picture for his github profile]
[anon]: "What do you think women will think when they see this?"
Jonathan: "I don't think that's what github's for. ... Like, not all of the internet is for that."
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[Jonathan crops anon's picture for his github profile]
[anon]: "What do you think women will think when they see this?"
Jonathan: "I don't think that's what github's for. ... Like, not all of the internet is for that."
[14:28] <Unhammer> %ap Guovdageainnu ruskabiillas čuožžu "muitte sirret doabbariid!"
[14:28] <Brainstorm> Unhammer: Apertium has no mode 'se-en'
[14:28] <Unhammer> Brainstorm, use sme-nob!
[14:28] <Unhammer> :)
[14:29] <jonorthwash> .t Guovdageainnu ruskabiillas čuožžu "muitte sirret doabbariid!" sme-nob
[14:29] <begiak> Sorry, the apertium API gave HTTP error 451: Not supported pair ☹
[14:29] <Unhammer> jonorthwash, %ap should autodetect source lang and translate iiuc
[14:29] <jonorthwash> Unhammer: oooh neat
[14:29] <jonorthwash> Unhammer: how does it guess destination language? ;)
Jonathan: "Dude, I have a girlfriend."
Sod: "Yeah, but still."
"Okay, look dude: one thigh, two thigh, butt, back."
"Father winter is groping my inner thighs."
Derek: "Look, cheerleaders."
Jonathan: "And they're not wearing their uniforms."
...
19:14:50 [Laura]: then pay 15 bucks for a cheap haircut, and have them save the hair.
19:15:01 [Laura]: You can braid it and put it on your wall.
19:15:07 [Laura]: That would be really creepy.
19:15:09 [Laura]: Don't do that.
19:15:24 [Laura]: mail it to people.
15:48:24 [oberon]: The opposite of extreme is extreme
[00:00] Aaron B: eel is like fish that got mutated...
[00:00] Aaron B: i bet if you genetically combined a sheep and a fish, the first few would come out like eels.
Jonathan: "I mean, what sort of person founds an all girls school? I guess you have to be a rich guy with weird dreams."
Matt: "Yo."
Vickie: "Your computer stole my hair!"
Matt: "It loves you too."
oberon: "It just wanted something to remember you by."
Matt: "It wants a lock of your hair to use as its favour in a jousting tournament. Oh, by the way, I told you I entered your computer in a jousting tournament, didn't I?"
"Little do you know. It looks like Maple is watching you use your computer, but she's actually watching you type your root password."
Jon: "I've got a sugary beverage in my pants."
oberon: "Uh, Jon, that's not a beverage."
Jon: "No, more like a protein shake."
followed by oberon confused and grossed out, spending 30 seconds trying to come up with a "shaken, not stirred" joke and failing
In reference to "advice" he'd given
(04:52:31) Aarón: (this has been a service of AaronsLoveAdvice.com - you stalk 'em we talk [to] 'em)
(00:58:16) Matt Sachs: Well, I'm glad to see that there are sufficiently twisted freshmen, so I won't have to be that weird hermit guy who mumbles a lot for my senior year.