"Little do you know. It looks like Maple is watching you use your computer, but she's actually watching you type your root password."
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Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "cats": animals (13), sex (3), language (3), russian (2), gradschool (2)
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[edit] added: 24 October 2004
[edit] added: 19 March 2004
Matt: "People who dislike homosexuals should support gay marriage because everyone knows after you get married, you stop having sex."
Jonathan: "How do you know that?"
Matt: ...
oberon: "Well, we do know your birthday."
Matt: "I do have younger brothers, though."
Ian: "Are your brothers married?"
Matt: "I have two younger brothers and two cats. You do the math."
oberon: "That leaves three days of the week."
[edit] added: 12 October 2004
Jonathan [referring to an incident that just happened]: "Well, if a weird shape appeared out from behind a wall and meowed at you, you'd be scared too."
Nat: "Yeah. I'm sorry I scared you, Vickie. I was calling you in your native tongue."
[edit] added: 8 May 2007
"I have a much harder time being mean to furry cute animals than to other living things."
[edit] added: 9 January 2007
(04:21:50) Derek: somebody took my magical woman attracting kitten and made a Russian postcard out of it?
[edit] added: 6 April 2005
(00:40:12) [me]: why do you keep comparing me to a squirrel?
(00:40:19) Оберон: I dunno.
(00:40:19) [me]: don't you have some sort of vendetta against them?
(00:40:35) Оберон: Not really, I just think they're tree-rats
(00:40:42) Оберон: whereas Anna thinks they're like little cats with big tails
[edit] added: 3 April 2005
"You see, cats are a lot more resourceful than plants."
[edit] added: 14 November 2004
oberon: "It's just funny that you have a picture of your boyfriend framed and labelled 'Kitty'. One of them you leave bowls of cream out for. One of them's a cat."
Ian: "No, one them you put bowls of cream out for; the other one puts bowls of cream out for you."
[edit] added: 24 August 2003
(01:41:03) [me]: my modem doesn't like handshaking
(01:41:18) Kesuari: my cat doesn't either.
[edit] added: 11 April 2003
"What does gizmo mean?"
[edit] added: 9 January 2008
"Most animals that are scared of guys aren't scared of me."
[edit] added: 6 February 2008
(23:23:16) Sarah: My brain is going in circles right now. Thesis ---> Cleaning ---> Teaching ---> Thesis ---> Repeat
(23:24:22) Sarah: Oh, and throw music popping in randomly.
(23:25:04) Sarah: I'm silly to the point of serenading cans of hair mousse.
(23:27:24) Sarah: What's sad is I'm not joking.
(23:30:47) Sarah: I serenade and dance with the cats too.
(23:33:54) Sarah: Is it bad that this is what keeps me sane?
[edit] added: 28 March 2012
me: "Hm, this talk looks like it's going to be about how some researchers make animal communication look more similar to language than it is."
Tolgonay: "‘Meow.’ What did I say?"
[edit] added: 15 September 2013
Я: "Lucky точно так думает: ‘Я королева джунгли!’ деп."
Толгонай: "У родителей точно джунгли."