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Rameez: "You know, I've got five missing socks. The laundry must've eaten them"

Jonathan: "The laundry doesn't just eat socks. It just seems like it does."

Rameez: "It must be the dryer."

Jonathan: "Yeah, you know, there's a vent that goes outside. It must just like suck the socks in. Like, you know, it'll be spinning [waves hands and makes whirring sound] and then it goes like 'dounk' and sucks it into the vent, and then blows it out the other end outside."

Rameez: "If we were ever to find that, that would be like the motherload of socks."

Jonathan: "I should make a comic stip about this. Like in the first scene clothes spinning in the dryer, and in the second, like the same scene, but then 'dounk' and the sock gets sucked into the vent, and then in the the third scene, like a sock shooting out into someone's lawn, or onto a pile of socks or something. If I had any artistic talent at all, I'd so draw that up right now."

"What is `innate'? What is `what'?"

"You know, when a whole language becomes DDR steps, you know you have a problem."

"I know no France."

"And you know, your four-year-old comes home and is like 'Mom, can I buy a vibrator?'"

"You two go get ass; I'm doing my work."

"Eye is in the beauty of the beholder."

"Drug movies are so in right now. It's such a fad."

"I'm the kind of guy who would pour acid on my hand to see how fast it burns."

"The only thing I remember from Spanish is 'escucha una vez más para verificar tus respuestas.'"

"I'm the one who's sleep deprived. Why are *you* delusional?"

"Tongue in cheek—that sounds like such a Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks movie."

"'Shoelock, shoelock' -- when me and my friends used to pretend we were black and we didn't know any of the slang, we used to make up our own."

"Did you just say 'Robo Williams'?"

"I'm sticking with FOX News—I like getting upset."

"It's like reading a really bad love story about a Colombian drug cartel and his love affair in Baja California."

"When she got drunk, she was a whorenog, man."

or "When she got drunk, she was a horndog, man."

"'Hehe', you know, four simple letters."

Me: "I'd like to see oberon play these steps for 20 minutes."

Rameez: "He would die."

Me: "It would be funny though."

"I am the better Roma! Screw you!"

"Tiki, Tiki, bobiki, banana bana...."

"Writing like a lousy heavy metal song is so easy."

"Mm! That sentence meant nothing either!"

"Within the deep enigmatic craters of the human mindset, exists a belief of an ideal world; inconceivable in reality, an almost intangible paradise is found to be a constantly recurring notion. The previous sentence meant nothing; it is only a structural perception of the implausible."

"I sing about nothing like nobody else."

"Define democracy, and then shove it up Bush's ass—that's what you should do."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever this chick says. No, really, I know what you mean."

"If I sing `We all live in a blue submarine', it's not another song."

"Y'all isn't a useful word; it's a creation of the devi——Wait!"

"There's bullshit and there's bullshit, okay? Come on. A hummer is a good car."

"Yeah, I tried Matzah once. Someone said it was like couscous and I was like 'I'm down with couscous' and I tried it and was like 'Where's the flavour at?'"

Jonathan: "This guy isn't human! Hm, he doesn't look human either."

Rameez: "None of us are human."

"George Lucas was a starving artist. Now he's fat."

Rameez: "I just got shot to shit."

Jonathan: "Where's that?"

Rameez: "It's somewhere between Brooklyn and Queens, and they just call it 'Shit'."

"I'm so bored I'm taking pictures of the wall."

Rameez: "Just because you're right doesn't mean I have to listen to you."

Jonathan: "That's almost quotes page material, but it doesn't make enough sense."

"Yeah, and don't walk in on me in the shower, unless it's Tuesday."

"What does gizmo mean?"